facebook high school reunion

Let's go through my facebook friends list, mmk? Let's do that.

- Judgemental douche
- Haven't talked to since old job/judgemental douche
- Random person
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Who the hell are you?
- Random person
- Went to my high school, never met. Not even sure if real live person.
- Haven't talked to since high school.  You know, like five words during four years.
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- High school slut/still a slut
- Boring high school slut/no longer a slut/still boring
- Exboyfriends friend?
- Random person
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since high school. Saw in mall once. Said hi.
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since high school/old job
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Never talked to in high school. Ever. Ran into at the mall years back, added me two hours later.  Haven't talked to since 7 years.
- Haven't talked to since bar days
- Haven't talked to since awkwardly hooking up once after high school
- Baby of a friend.  Cannot actually type his own statuses.
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't seen since high school.  Meaning we have never actually said two words to each other. Saw once at Target, ducked to avoid actual conversation that may or may not have happened.
- See/Converse with daily. Lol what is up, bitch. xo.
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Never talked to in high school. Have never seen in person aside from in the halls at high school. Have like 15 mutual friends. Never commented on each others posts. Not sure what we are trying to achieve here.

And that's just going down one random letter (you will never know! 1/26th of a chance, dude!). And I am sitting here like "Why am I doing this? Why am I doing this again? Why? What are we doing?" And I just can't come up with a decent answer.