I'm just saying that if I die tomorrow, someone better sue the Hibachi on Jonestown Road for false adertising.

you have no place in the fortune writing business, white boy

wheeeeee table, wheeeeeeeeeeee

I finally got myself a decent new dining room table, yeah buddy!
Craig saw it while he was out and about the other night and I wasn't really too impressed.
Especially since I've been set on getting a new desk before anything else.
But I started thinking about it, took the picture out a few times to look it over,
and then today we were at the store and I saw that + the price tag and it was love.

Then I got curious some time later and called to see how many they had left, and the girl said one boxed up and the display (which, no, definitely wasn't fitting that display in the car)

So about an hour later, Craig and Devin are making themselves useful men and on their hands and knees trying to figure this thing out

lol. look at minnie.

To which I am of course so grateful.

It took them two hours or so but that was enough time for me to dishes, finally take down my Christmas tree, etc.  I just ain't cut out for mans work, ya know, and that's why I just made a delightful meal of wine and pizza instead.

Finished product:

Craig is an annoying asshole who likes to take the most unflattering photos of me while i'm either eating or in mid sentence,  like ALL the time,  like he just can't give it a god damned rest

It's so cute! And marble, so I feel all classy.  I really had my eyes on one of those trendy breakfast nooks, but this was much cheaper and works well with my apartment.  No I am not keeping it there in the way of everything!  

Oh goodness, I am so exhausted from doing nothing of importance all day.

facebook high school reunion

Let's go through my facebook friends list, mmk? Let's do that.

- Judgemental douche
- Haven't talked to since old job/judgemental douche
- Random person
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Who the hell are you?
- Random person
- Went to my high school, never met. Not even sure if real live person.
- Haven't talked to since high school.  You know, like five words during four years.
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- High school slut/still a slut
- Boring high school slut/no longer a slut/still boring
- Exboyfriends friend?
- Random person
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since high school. Saw in mall once. Said hi.
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since high school/old job
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Never talked to in high school. Ever. Ran into at the mall years back, added me two hours later.  Haven't talked to since 7 years.
- Haven't talked to since bar days
- Haven't talked to since awkwardly hooking up once after high school
- Baby of a friend.  Cannot actually type his own statuses.
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't seen since high school.  Meaning we have never actually said two words to each other. Saw once at Target, ducked to avoid actual conversation that may or may not have happened.
- See/Converse with daily. Lol what is up, bitch. xo.
- Haven't talked to since high school
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Haven't talked to since old job
- Never talked to in high school. Have never seen in person aside from in the halls at high school. Have like 15 mutual friends. Never commented on each others posts. Not sure what we are trying to achieve here.

And that's just going down one random letter (you will never know! 1/26th of a chance, dude!). And I am sitting here like "Why am I doing this? Why am I doing this again? Why? What are we doing?" And I just can't come up with a decent answer.

I'm bored and I'm completely fine with that

Having only a handful of friends is pretty damn sweet, I gotta admit.
It used to irritate me, whenever some certain things happened and my social pool started draining.

Like when you switch jobs and all of the sudden your old co-workers can't remember your name anymore
Or when you start dating someone new and your friends go through this "omgz we don't spend enough time together anymore so i am soooo deleting this bitch off my fb!!!11"
Or change of habits, like when you stop going to certain bars and then realize that you only saw some of these people at those bars and if you want to do anything outside of that bar, outside of their comfy second home, they want no part of it,

I used to have a whole bunch of friends and a whole lot of acquaintances and was all content with that.
Like, I would be happy to spend a rare night at home all cozy in bed but these people would constantly text me and want me to do this and that with them, and it was pretty flattering.  And then for the past year and a half or so I dropped down to about a good handful of trustworthy people who I communicate with fairly often or at least twice a week, and it's really nice, you know, really fucking nice.

Sooooo who has skipped out on a lot of drama?
Who no longer gets woken up every night with 3am text messages?
Who no longer has to feel obligated to make social appearances at parties and outings and birthdays?
Who no longer has to worry about trying to bring different groups of people together without them fighting due to clashing personalities?

uhhhhhh THIS BITCH RIGHT HURR.

Tonight I got out of work, went to Walmart with my boyfriend, fed my cat, and now here I am.  Fuck yeah Friday.

Just some photos from le weekend

Minnie being bad
Because that's what bad cats do.  They act all bad.

Got muh nails did, betches.

That's right.  It doesn't happen often, but when it happens, it happens.  Robin and I braved the snow on Saturday night to make this happen.  Can you believe every nail salon I called that night was already closed by 7pm? The only place open 

was the pricey place in the mall that I can't stand.

$3.50 margaritas at Cheddars
yessir.

FISH.

 

in all their glory

 

Bamboo!

I always get really excited to share what I pile on when I get Bamboo or Sweet Frog, so here goes, okay

Salted caramel pretzel frozen yogurt

Peanut butter cheesecake frozen yogurt, topped with

granola, cinnamon chips, fruity pebbles, cookie dough, brownie dough, and these strawberry bubble things

It's all probably like 5,000 carlories

but YOLO my dear friends, so get off.

 

 

 



oh jeezus, louises!
i am so feeling this generic template.

it's like they automatically searched deep,
deep within my soul,
and made this just for me.

what sweethearts.